- “Sit here and say that my daughter looks miserable so maybe we should put Khelani in her place.
No, I never said that.
Yes you most certainly did.
No I didn’t dingbat listen, I said Brooke is your mother speaking for you.
Get your finger out of my face.
Girls out the room out the room.”
2. “ I cut my finger on my mom’s ring, I hope I can still dance.”
3. “You are a monstrosity of evil.”
4. “You did not whip that up last night.
I never said I whipped it up last night, you never said to whip something up, I’m not Becky Homecky. …
Jill is throwing shoes and cursing and all I can think is: it’s so hard to take you seriously while wearing that hat.”
5. “She just gave your two kids solos.
There’s no one else on the team.
Holly why can’t you just admit Abby just gave your kid a solo.
Because there’s no one else here, who should we get the empty chair, empty chair do a solo.”
6. “Do you have my bee costume?
You mean … hold on… the ugly bee costume that Vivi wore? I gave it to the Goodwill.
That was $300.
Bill me.
That’s a memory its irreplaceable.
Listen disco ball, I’m not talking to you today this is between Abby and I.
You need-
Disco ball.
By the way, Christi Whoville called, ‘They want their nose back’.”
